There are only 3 types of people in the world...Those who can count...and those who cant count

Sometimes i look at people and think...Really...that's the one that made it?

If i give you a straw, will you go suck the joy out of someone else's day?

I wonder what my dog named me...mmm...I wonder.

I'm to sexy for this website.

I plan on living forever. So far, so good.

Sometimes when I close my eyes, I can't see.

Build a man a fire, and he will stay warm for a night set a man on fire, and he will stay warm for the rest of his life.

How does a blind person know when they are finished wiping? Mmm… I just don't know.